In my bathroom there has recently appeared a bottle of something called “Foot Butter’. I don’t know if it’s my wife’s or whether it belongs to one of my daughters. Perhaps they all share it. Foot butter. Sounds like pretty odd stuff, doesn’t it? I’d like to know when it was decided, and why, and by whom, that butter should become a synonym for lotion. I’d always thought body butter sounded bad enough, but foot butter… No, really. Don’t like the sound of that.
Foot butter, the perfect complement to toe-jam.